Hey McDonald’s, I fixed your marketing disaster…

McDonald'sIn case you haven’t heard, nobody likes to be publiclly embarassed or humiliated in order to pay for a $5 meal. But don’t worry, you can fix this. Instead of having people “Pay with lovin'” by awkwardly dancing like an unwilling middle schooler at their first sock hop, have them recount their favorite memory with their significant other or say something sweet about them. Then record it and use the hashtag #paywithlovin to social media blast all the entries. There, I fixed it. Now fire whoever had the bad idea, and hire me.


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